Smoking Is Banned...
$50k a year, atmosphere not included!OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH BURN!
Have you forgotten about freedom, RPI?
He hasn't...
Keeping a Beat Next Year
School may be out, but learning never ends does it? Outside the classroom, our curiosity and passion drives us to learn more. Thus, we read wikipedia and shit constantly and don't ever read novels. I digress.This summer, aim that heap of passion you've got at a new goal: not being so shitty at clapping. Although we are the musical elite at RPI, we are rhythm philistines. Perhaps it is superfluous excitement, or maybe it's an infectious shit-beat produced by a minority of shit-rhythm clappers that overwhelms the crowd. It nevertheless pervades many breakdowns which warrant "the clap."
Pull out the ol' metronome a couple times a week and give it a go. Exorcise your clap demons with a sophisticated clap remedy! Many online resources provide "beat activities". Try them out! Next semester will be a most prosperous time for clapping. And if you can't do it right, you gonna give me the money in your wallet.
Here...this is kinda like a metronome:
Oh boy oh!!
School...school school school. It's...what is it, almost over? A week or something? Not my chair. Listen guys, I'll really miss ya. I'll really miss ya, okay? But we'll chill this summer. We'll all go to Beantown, lots o' shows. Come crawl with me, yeah, let's crawl away.Upcoming Events (Part Twice)
If you've glanced at the "events" page recently, you saw a future that will no longer occur, that no longer (dare I say) "exists." But as you again view the document, you will see your past, present, and future sprawled out before you like a cat...uhh...in heat I guess? Ugh gross. But the cat in heat's enthusiasm is what you must channel as we approach the end. Few events remain, so take full advantage of them. Highlights include: (holy sh*t!) Slow Six this Saturday, April 17. Additionally, we have one final open mic, and an art show as well. Make some music and some art suckaz!
^He's a ginger.Upcoming Events
Make sure to pop or bop on over to our events page ASAP. Not too many things left on the calendar, but what remains is not without glory. With only two open mics left, there aren't too many opportunities to be popular and get all the chix. Hence, you should practice wildly and perform this Friday (NOT SATURDAY AS WAS LISTED). Additionally, note the Slow Six show April 17. This show epitomizes glory, so naturally you should add it to your little calendar and mention it to every person you know. Ta-ta! Tehe!What is GroundZero?
The role of GroundZero in our society is so ambiguous that often its own members don't seem to understand its purpose. Sometimes we get a little confused by words such as "underground"; we forget that GZ is actually underground, literally directly underneath us...steps away. Our confusion is understandable. Who can remember so many things when we live in a world of chaos, pain and suffering!?RPI IS A WAR HELLRIDE
In it, nothing is real, and everything is agony. One often finds themself feeling somewhat like this creature:
Demoralized, disillusioned, on the cusp of insanity...that's basically what that creature is feeling. In moments such as this, one seeks comfort where it is guaranteed. And I'm not talking about drukqs. Rather, find the point of ZeroGround, where angst precipitates into a sugary bliss paste. Smear it on your lips...he did:
